  Friday 5:  Done and. Done.  Sponsored by DJS 1.  How many houses/ apartments have you lived in throughout your life?
 Oh,  sweet bearded Christ. there's the St.  Anthony house with ma and pa shovelpants,  then the apartment in New Brighton,  then the shithole in Los Angeles,
 temporarily back to mom and dad's when I moved back,  to the house behind Elsie's in Nordeast Minnecrapolis,  then to the house in 'upper Nordeast',  then a temporary stay in an apartment in Uptown,  then back at mom and dad's ( transitional)
 then back to the house in Nordeast,  then to another apartment in Uptown,  then another,  then I moved in with DJ LZ on the busiest intersection in Uptown ( Franklin &  Hennepin)
 then finally to the townhouse in Woodbury where we're living happily ever after. until we move in about 3 years.  Lucky 13,  baby.  But I'm counting each move.  That's how I do.
 2.  Which was your favorite and why?  I like our place in Woodbury.  It's ideal in every sense of the word.  Don't have to shovel snow,  cut grass or any of that garbage.
 Can't.  Busy.  Also,  we can park both of our cars in the garage,  we get to do laundry a mere 20 feet from where all of our clothes go and last but not least. it's quiet.
 I don't hear filthy fat pigs riding around on their stupid Harley Davidsons,  firetrucks at 2am,  or drunken assholes stumbling out of Liquor Lyle's calling out to their equally drunken friends.  3.  Do you find moving house more exciting or stressful?  Why?
 Stressful as all get- out.  It's the worst thing in the world to do.  I'd rather have someone drop kick me in the ball bag than move my stuff every other year or so.  4.  What's more important,
 location or price?  I concur with my friend,  Panda.  Location baby.  Unfortunately some of my locations have been less than stellar.  Hence the moves.
 5.  What features does your dream house have ( pool,  spa bath,  big yard,  etc.
 I'd love to have a big old office/ library where I could work on my latest literary masterpiece.  Attached to that,  I'd like a nice big dark room so I can pretend that I'm a big shot photographer too.  A pool would be okay,  too,
 but more importantly I'd like to have a big old spa attached to my kickboxing gym where I'd have heavy bags,  speed bags,  lots of kicking shields and a full- size ring where I could have my very own fight club.  Oooohh. I'd also like to have a video game arcade where I could have all of the classic vids that I enjoyed growing up.
 I'd be remiss if I didn't mention the deluxe stadium- seating home theatre,  too.  Perfect for watching my asspocket of DVDs and playing video games until my eyes were as dry as chicken tenders from Arby's.  Yeah,  I said it.
