  Bottom Line Item ! Bassy, I'm all over that joint. Count me in. Side note: sorry, Hal. I get first dibs on Bono. You can have LMJ.
Item ! Yes, DJS. There are 2 fellas I'm a'courtin'. 1) Lee Jeans (Mpls), 2) OG (Chicago) (aka Orbitz Guy, aka guy I met at the Alumni wine tasting event who I initially was only talking to in order to get a new job...he's cute & funny, so I kept him. ) Item ! I will not be having "a lesbian phase" anytime soon.
Sorry, friend. Item ! About 50 hours until Lee Jeans arrival into Midway Airport. I'm picking him up there. And there will be making out. Hope the other clowns waiting at Midway like PDA. 
