  By Popular Request...(okay, just Bass Babe) Hiya kids. Been a long time since I rapped at ya. What's new? Well, let's see... - I finished the 3rd draft of my 2nd book. It's now available for people to read (no pressure, friends). I've been working my proverbial ass off for the last year (with a couple months off here and there) to get it done and it finally is!
Now I'll give myself a breather before I start the whole process again. - Tonight I start my secondary career as an on-call firefighter/EMT. Well, tonight is my orientation, anyway. Turns out that there were 50 candidates and I'm one of 7 that made it this far. Cra-zy. I expect I'll have some interesting posts in the months to come.
Stay tuned, Pandtastics! - I'm going to golf for the first time in my life on Saturday. I imagine it will also be my last itme golfing as well. I was cornered by some friends here at work and told it'll be fun and that it doesn't matter if I suck, since it's a best-ball challenge. Snick here at work claims I may just have a wicked 'short game. ' What the hell does that mean?
Also, I don't know if I play right or left handed. I'm not kidding. - Item! Anyone else stoked to see 'Once Upon A Time In Mexico? ' Really? I'm the only one?
Well, it's got Salma Hayek in it, plus lots of guns. It...can't...miss....! - I haven't been able to fight space aliens after the loss of Stoner in outer space combat. The academy has been calling for months, but I just can't seem to get it together and take to the stars as of late. Hopefully, this will change and I'll be able to save the universe again. - We're working on a video here at work.
I wrote the script and cast over 24 people to appear in it, including our very own HAL. I even have a small cameo. If we get together for a Pandyland Burrito Jamborree 4, we might have to screen it before the boozin' and singing commences. Whattaya say? Okay...that's going to do it for me. Until next time, keep your pants on and keep reaching for the chips!
Delicious chips, that is. 
