  As some of you know, my girlfriend Laura loves N'Sync and more specifically, Justin Timberlake. I know, I know... Actually, it's kind of cute, but I digress.
I, for one, can't stand him. I hate his little afro, the way he suddenly talks 'street' when he's around African-American folks, and his cocky, look-how-much-trim-I-can-get attitude. I've been forced to listen to choice cuts off of his latest album 'Justified' and they all center around how people only like him because he's got money, how Britney Spears broke his heart, and girls.
That's it. So, I'm pleased to announce that, along with my first song I've written 'Delicious Chips', I'm planning on penning a song that takes a shot at all the N'Sync's, Justins, and Backstreet Boys of the nation. It's tenatively called "Let Me Love You Girl (Uhhhhzzzzsh)" and I should have some lyrics ready next week. I'm just doing my part. Stoner - Weapon of Choice? Who is that? Fatboy Slim? DJS, out. 
