  For the Record; Stop the Presses; Yes, I Really Was Panda - FYI, I never betrayed you (and I'm pretty sure the cock has crowed three times), so you can throw all these Judases out and we can run our blog as we see fit! :) Extra! Extra! Extra! Read all about it - Stoner has a boyfriend! All we need now are details.
So, let have them! Nice try with the movie review diversion though. I really was propositioned by a pro at Rainbow on Monday. I was there to get bananas (Dr. Freud, where are you? ), and this woman came up to me, her eyes red like the rose of a thorn bush, like all the colors of a royal flush, and she asks me if I would like to go on a date. I was tired, so I did not attempt a witty reply. I just said "okay. " I mean "no. " I said "no. " 
