  Duf, "Skorts" should definitely NOT have an asterisk next to them. They should be outlawed along with "Sweatshirts" considering those two items could make a deadly fashion combination. Oy! As Hal can attest to, there is a woman in Minneapolis who wears skorts all the damn time - even in winter. She is mean...and looks like a clown. "Skorts" must be on the "Appropriate Business Casual Attire" list where she works. 
