  Ever gone to urlLink Haiku Town and wondered: "Jesus...why hasn't that clod put any new haikus up there? " Well, there are many theories, one of which is that he's doing it in protest of my old blog Soft Drink shutting its doors. Since I'm not up to recreating something as elaborate as my old bliz-og anytime soon, I decided to fill the void for people just yearning for plain ol' dumb haikus submitted by myself, others and hopefully some of you cats. I'm pleased to present: urlLink Discount Haiku . Enjoy. 
