  Wow. Powerful haiku from our very own Panda now available at urlLink Discount Haiku . In case anyone is keeping score, I'm writing a synopsis of my first book. It's supposed to be roughly 3 pages and sum up a 300 page children's novel. Okay, officially, I'd rather write another whole damn book than do this. How evil is that? The thing I'm writing to 'pitch' my book is sloppy, dull, and if I were reading it, there's no way I'd want to be my own agent. Open one of these windows. I want to jump out of it. 
