  Something to laugh about... To get y'all in the Christmas spirit, Anchower's newest column: urlLink Secret Santas are for Shit . And if the title alone doesn't convince you to click on the link, here's a snippet from the column that will: "Last Friday, Smalley totally dressed me down for wishing someone a Merry Christmas. I told him I thought we were supposed to say that, and he was like, "You're supposed to say 'Happy Holidays. ' It fosters an environment of religious inclusion. " I got a news flash for you, Smalley: It don't make no difference if you tell them "Happy Ass Day. " They're there to get a Christmas tree, not a holiday tree. " So true. 
