  Yep. I Suck. Hiya P'landers. My name is DJ Shovelpants. I used to post on this-here site quite a bit. Remember me?
Of course, I've had plenty to blog about as of late, but I've got the blogger blahs these days. Why? Don't know. Maybe it's just a simple case of can't...busy... Though I don't think this post will be lenthy (I intentionally left the 'g' out in the word lengthy. Please pronounce accordingly) I'll try to keep y'all up to date with what's new.
- Today is DJ LZ's birthday. She's a whopping 27 years old today, almost four years my junior. Yeah! For her birthday, I snuck her bare-bones Saturn SL (with no power windows, locks, steering, etc) in to have a CD player installed. I had to be all covert about it because we work together and we usually drive in together and it's always in the truck. I played sick this morning, she drove the truck in and I came in an hour later with the Saturn.
I dropped off the car and made a ransom note that said 'LOOK IN YOUR CAR' and cut it into pieces, dropped it in a box and wrapped it all nice. I set wrapped box on her seat whilst she was at a lunch meeting. Hopefully she'll like it. - Today also marks the day that my little dog Nigel will lose his manhood. That's right, friends...I'm talking about his ball bag. It's going bye-bye.
The vet called and said that the operation was successful and that the little guy is just fine. We get to pick him up tomorrow. Poor little son of a bitch. - The Bjork concert - In a handful of words: It was a goddamn religious experience. I'm not even kidding. Not only was the whole trip itself enjoyable as all get-out, it was capped off with the absolute best concert I will ever see in my life.
Hands down. Red Rocks is the coolest venue of all time and the whole event totally made my whole year. Nothing will come close to this in my book. I bought a poster from the show and I'm going to do it up with my ticket, some pictures and I'll have a commemorative wall-hanging for the rest of eternity. It was well worth the drive through So-Dak, Neb, and Wyo. Good times, good times.
- 2 teachers (one in Stillwater & another in Austin Texas) are going to read my kids book to their 3rd grade class. I'll get e-mailed reactions and comments from little kids in a couple of months. I'm also just about finished with my 2nd book, so those who've read the 1st installment and is jonesin' for more will be able to check it out. (shameless plug) That's all that's going on with me these days. Sorry I've been a slacker. Like I said...it's been the blahs for me, blogger-wise.
Ciao for now, crazies. - DJS 
