  "I'm so glad I'm getting my bake on. " - The almighty Chaz I'll tell ya one thing, driving around beachside yelling crazy shit at random people walking down the road never gets old. Just now I was goin down A1A, screaming "Nigger! " at white people. It's funny calling a white person a nigger because they don't know how to react.
They're thinking "What? I'm not black..." and I can see a confused look on their face as I look at them through my rearview mirror. It's funny as shit. Oh yeah, and the obligatory April Fools joke is this -- Me: Hey John, I found out your mom is a lesbian last night. Her girlfriend told me. John: No way man... what the fuck? Me: Yeah dude, your mom's a bulldike.
John: That's so gay. Me: I know... literally. Hahahaha I crack myself up. John: But you're serious about this? Me: NOPE! APRIL FOOLS MOTHERFUCKER!!
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