  Auto Response from Garaputo316: I am outside standing in the rain, legs spread wide with my arms stretched towards the sky. My hands are tightly gripping a mighty sword as I scream "I have the powwwweeeerrrr!!!! " You see, I am attempting to get struck by lightning so that it will seem as if I am the great He-Man. Even if it only lasts for a split second, it will be crazy as hell. That's what my away message said for a little while today. You guys thought I was joking, I was serious. Except I had a pole and not a sword... but who the heck has a sword nowadays **coughJustincough**. I'm on some He-Man kick after watching Masters of the Universe . The movie wasn't cool or anything, but when Dolph Lundgren yelled "I have the power!
" I remembered the part from the old show where he would lift his sword in the air and lightning would strike it. Then I remembered when Charlie Wagner imitated it with a metal baseball bat and I laughed for a half hour straight. It was pretty crazy when I did it, but I had no luck with the lightning strike, sadly. After that little endeavor I walked up to 7-11 to buy some Sour Bright Crawlers.
I ended up staying there for a while reading an Import Tuner magazine. When I left the guy made fun of me for staying in there too long. I just laughed. It could've been worse; I could've stayed in there much longer, but I decided to leave before I seemed like a kook. Apparently I already looked like one. It's ok though, next time I will stay in there all day reading all the magazines and eating all the food -- and I won't pay for it.
Wuahaha. Yep, I'm wiggin. My dad said that we're going to work at 3 o clock this morning and I was like "AM? " and he's like "yeah. " The funny thing is he's not playing around. That's how we do it around here yo. The workin don't stop till 7 in the mornin. 
