  I am pissed off like shit in a bucket right now.  I feel like I just got screwed out of the title.  maybe it's because I did.  Damn Frank and his semi- infinite combo bullshit to hell.  In fact,
 fuck all those cardshop geek motherfuckers ,  especially Twitch,  because that bastard makes crazy rules judgements like mad.  They all can take their " damage on the stack"  "
in response"  and " tokens in the graveyard"  and shove em straight up their candy ass!  ( old school Rock style)
 Next time someone beats me in a cheap manner like that one of three things is gonna happen:  1)  I flip the table over,  jump on em and just start swingin.  2)  I tap five lands and bring the "
bat"  card into play ( which is in reality an actual baseball bat)  and hit them directly in the fuckin head.  or 3)  I rip up the card that is causing me the trouble and throw it in their face,
 and then take the fucker's deck and throw it into the nearest fan,  and proceed to laugh like a maniac.  We'll see who cheats who when I launch a grenade into that place and blow it to the fuckin moon .  You might think it's funny that I get so mad about Magic cards,  but I meant it to come off that way.  Plus you gotta understand that I don't appreciate getting fucked over,
 no matter what the situation may be.  Also,  if you think that was funny,  you would probably like to know that I plan on robbing the cardshop one of these days.  When it happens,  and they're asking around to see who did it,
 do me a favor and don't tell em it was me .  Did you know that today's date is 3/ 3/ 03?  What an anomaly!
