  I've been waking up a very tired little boy lately. On sunday I stayed up until 1 o clock playing Shenmue II, getting about halfway through(i'm hopelessly addicted to this game). I think it was well worth it, even if I did wake up in the morning feeling like a lethargic lunatic. Last night was the same story, only a little worse. I got my new EGM magazine yesterday, and I read the whole thing, every word, in one day. It probably wasn't the smartest thing to do, considering that it kept me up until a little after 3 in the morning, but I simply couldn't put it down. At the end of the 10 hour (give or take a few) reading fest I still felt enthralled and I desperately wanted to read something else, or write a story, or play a game, but I was too damn tired to do anything of the sort.
This morning I felt the worst I have felt in a long time after awakening from my slumber. In my early morning blur of exhaustion I denounced school and even called it The Neverending Assault On The Well Being Of Millions Of Teenagers Across America and The Sleeping Man's Bane . I came up with vaguely philosophical questions and statements like "What the hell is school's problem, waking me up at 6:30 in the [fucking! ] morning? If any person ever tried to wake me up at this time I would be like 'Hey asshole, turn off the light, i'm going back to sleep!
' But school gets away with it every single day, now what is up with that? " Shortly afterwards my mom broke in with "Get up and get ready, it's 8:05 already", squandering my hopes of staying home from school. Although I had no specific reason of staying home, besides being tired, I was sorely dissapointed. It turned out for the better though, because now I am feeling wide awake, and I even had fun in 1st block.
The old saying goes "mama knows best", and today, that saying was true. We had to read our fellow classmates' essays in English today as a "peer review". Soon after doing this I realized that there is no end to human stupidity. Some of the shit(literally) that I read was so unbelievably idiotic that you would have to read it to believe it. It was insane! I don't understand how a person could be that dumb. It sounded like something a kindergartener would write.
I have one question to ask Cliff Mitchell(the kid who not only wrote the worst essay I have ever read in my life but also the craziest looking motherfucker this side of the Mississippi). Where the hell were you the last nine years of English class!?!? Much more is on the mind of brilliance that is my own, but I must go, for the bell has rung, signaling the end of class. 
