  Whoooo what is with all these bastard asses making these crazy websites where it's song lyrics and singing scrolling across the screen and then all of the sudden it changes to a grisly image of a dead person accompanied by loud screaming and such? You know what i'm talkin about don't ya? Yeaahhh I hate those fuckin things, they scare the bejeesus out of me everytime.
Even when I know it's comin. Maybe i'm just a scaredy cat. I just saw one of those things, that's why i'm wigging out about it. To make up for it though, I saw some uber radical robot dancing craziness a minute ago. It was a video of this kid busting out these insane robotic dance moves and it simply must be seen to be believed! It's outrageous man! It's worth coming over my house just to watch it, that's how good it is.
It's great. In case you were wondering, my mom woke up late this morning so neither me or my sister went to school today. I missed the FCAT testing, and as you know that is required to graduate... i'm not too worried about it though. It did mean I got to spend the day getting some stuff done around here. My dad hooked up the desk for the computer in my living room and moved it into his abode, letting me take the entertainment center and set it up in my room. I spent pretty much the entire day hooking up my systems and rearranging my room. Speaking of which, my room is now the ultimate paradise .
I especially like how my new tv looks in there (it's 32 inches, old school, and sexy) and to add to the excitement, my new game console layout is amazing... I should seriously get a job installing video game systems because I love doing it, I live for that kind of shit. Too bad that's not a job, and if it is, it definitely pays too low for my tastes. Oh well, there's always the wide-open field of bike repair... Today my mind is really a mixed bag of thoughts, so I will be changing subjects like mad.
Just lettin you know so you have some sort of preparation... Since last night the flood of family members and their friends has started pouring in, and my house has already been transformed into the party zone of the nation . It has been a crazy house all day long. Maybe it's because everyone is excited about the good weather we had. Nahhh that's just because everybody is drunk. For real though, it's the first time the sun has been out for weeks, the bikers must be happy, my dad and his compadres included. It must have been the hottest day of the year so far. I was sweatin my ass off, that's for sure.
The crazy thing is, we ain't seen nuthin yet. I went and hung out with Jesseca and her gang (Katelin and the rest of the family) yesterday. The plan was to go to Hooters but that place was packed to the brim with rowdy bikers. We figured we would let them have their fun, we weren't gonna wait 2 hours to get our food. After discovering that the Winghouse was packed as well, we decided to just go back to her house and order pizza & wings.
It turned out pretty fun in the end, I thought so anyways. Did I mention that Jesseca is so pretty she makes all the other girls look bad ? Well that is true. It's also the lovely one's birthday today, so Happy Birthday Jessie! I Love You! Oh man I went to Denny's today and had the Grand Slam for breakfast/lunch (or "brunch", for people who like to use short ugly abbrieviations for two words put together), it was good as hell.
I had a couple of my sister Chasity's sandwiches too, but I don't know what they were called, all I know is they tasted very good...Oh guess what? My cousin Sherry brought her webcam with her, so now I can make all the crazy videos/ pictures I want for the next week. The only drawback is it's all cheapo and slow, and I hate crappy technology with a passion. So I will probably only use it on a limited basis, just for the obligatory crazy face and stance shots.
It should, however, still be great fun. Take warning though, I will probably end up taking a picture of my penis at one time or another, so look out for that. Have you guys seen Louie's new truck? It is badass. I would probably be the last person to admit something like this, but I must say, it is pretty nice. It's black with dual exhaust and John style wooden interior, it's even got the rain blocker window thingys.
I also dig the old school knobs and stuff. As you might be able to tell, I don't know much about the inner workings of cars or anything like that, but it looks (and sounds) cool to me. Good job Louis . Oh yeah, if anyone remembers that I am currently in a state of hatred with Shannon, that thing is over. I can't even put my finger on the reason that I started "hating" her in the first place. Well actually I can, but it's a really long and detailed story that I don't feel like telling right now. So let it be known that I have no problem with her anymore, not that it matters too much since we're not really friends. But ya know, just thought I would let everyone know. Switching gears a little [so to speak], has anyone else noticed that Jocelyn is going out with a black man?
Looks like she has come down with a bad case of jungle fever. I think that is hella nasty, as always. I believe he goes by the name of 'Money Mark', so that's funny. I think everyone noticed that she is going out with this black kid, it's just that nobody cares enough about Jocelyn anymore to really say anything about it.
This is the sort of trash that everyone has come to expect from her, and you know what they say - "Once you go black, you never go back. " She is doomed! Too bad nobody cares! (Now watch everyone at school tell her about this and before I know it i'll have this stinky nig in my face, lol. Oh well, that's what happens. ) Since I don't want to end this talking about the Joss and her nigger-loving escapades I will bring up one more thing before I go...Does anyone remember Mike King's old site?
It was called Fat Cats Galore. Specifically I am talking about the message boards. That was easily the biggest success in the arena of popularity that he's ever experienced, so some of you might just know about it. In any case, I used to wreak havoc there all the time, it was so much fun. I wrote some of the most insanely obscene things anyone could ever think of. It was crazy to the point of shocking, that was the beauty of it. It was around the time of my shock humor peak. The gay thing is the little fucker deleted all my posts because they were too graphic(That is why i'm going to kill you when I join the army, Mike ).
So what if MSN would terminate his account, that stuff was friggin hilarious. My screen name (or tag, as some may call it) was ASS PUMPER. It was the best. name.
ever.
Ah those were the days. Man that was one long update. I just had so many things on my mind and I couldn't stop .
It reminds me of the old times when I used to sit here for upwards of four hours and just write. Some things to expect in the near future are more links added to the sidebar over there, including Jesseca's blog and Shannon/ Zachary's Live Journals. That should be cool...And now for the most brilliant ending ever concieved, as written on my living room computer's screen saver for the last six months, in all it's crappily worded glory: We all know that living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun 
