  Oh hell yeah. My cousin Derek is the real deal bitches. He is one of those all american type pimps. He was just talking about how he wants to join the Marines in order to kill people. Then he told some story about how his sister is hyping him up to this rival baseball team and how he is gonna have to drop bombs on those motherfuckers. He's extremely built, perfect athlete style, but bigger. He was swinging my bat around and saying crazy threats under his breath as if he was mad at the other team and everyone in the living room backed off in fear. Not to mention, he ate a meal of two men at Denny's this morning. Even now he is cussing and shit about how he is gonna dominate everyone in baseball this season. There is no question, Derek rocks the earth. 
