  Red Face Magee's girlfriend is the Guiness Book of World Records holder for The Longest Asscheeks . Hahaha, for some reason I find that exceptionally funny. It's almost as funny as the Red Faced kook himself coming to school with a hardcore sunburn, while he's embarassed...but not quite.
LoL, I crack myself up. Yeah, and sorry about the crazy capitalization techniques, but Lol just doesn't look right to me . I'm sure that you've all seen that crazy ass retarded sonofabitch that walks the halls of Seabreeze with a rolling backpack, sporting the thickest glasses you've ever seen and talking to himself, right? Everytime I see him I wonder "What the fuck is this kid doing? ", I wanna know what is wrong with that kookabara. Wait a second, I don't care actually. Nonetheless, he is one of the craziest characters this school has to offer, and is always good for a few laughs. Whether you are alone or with friends, he never dissapoints. *sigh* Those good old retarded people ...
I think i'm gonna start training for basketball pretty soon, that way i'll be the dominant factor this summer when we play the Hursties and other random goons . I gotta work on my dribble for one thing, because it is seriously lacking. My inside drive game could be improved as well, since it is basically non-existant. It's ok though, i'm sure I can come up with some crazy ass moves. If nothing else, they will make the opponent laugh long enough for me to make like "The Vulture" I am and lay it in while they're distracted.
My shot is pretty good, especially in a gym, so i'll just have to get that back to the point it was. I'm also gonna concentrate on defensive manuevers, if I could learn how to steal the ball efficiently, that would be cool. Ya know what though, I talk about doing all this stuff, but in reality it will probably take me a month or two to actually start this endeavor.
So ha. I'm so glad that the weekend starts today, and it's four days long! Some people might say it's three days, meaning Friday, Saturday and Sunday, but for that I would call them pessimistic. To me, the last day of the school week is part of the weekend, mostly because on that day you can stay up as late as you want. In any case, I can't wait to wig out. It should be fun. I'll be able to do a bunch of stuff that I need to do, and much more.
There's even more relatives coming to stay at my house tonight, so i'm not sure what it's going to be like. One thing is for certain, it will be interesting . I imagine that everyone will be gone until about 3 in the morning every night partying, here's hoping. Alright i'm done writing in this. I'm wasting my time, I have work to do . 
