  Dahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! I hope everyone is doing better than me, because if not than the world as a whole is one pissed off sonofab**ch. (haha chris) An obscene amount of trash overwhelmes me right now. I'm feeling very frustrated and pissed off. I should probably explain before I wig out. From the beginning, here's what happened. I sign on in World Chess Network (some online chess thing where you can play people from around the world), the first thing it tells me is that my trial membership ends today, great. That wasn't really a big deal to me because I'm not a chess club kook or anything, no really i'm not. I was doing pretty good up until that point, my rating was pretty high. I even won a couple games when I first started, making me like 6-1 overall. Then I got cocky and challenged some guy that was way better then me, he whooped me. So I challenge some guy who had a way worse rating than me (I emphasize, way worse), and I didn't really pay attention and underestimated him. So he beat me with some crazy maneuver, and he won really fast. I just laughed at this because it was pretty funny, he even said it was pure luck.
So then I challenge some kook who is about even with me skill wise. I start off really good, and i'm talking mad trash the whole time, because I think the guy's a moron or somthing because it seemed like I was dominating him. I continued dominating him up until the last 30 seconds. (there is a 20 minute time limit) All the guy had was his queen and his king, and I guess that's all it takes, because he took out every single f**k*ng guy I had, there had to be about 11 of them.
One by f*ck*ng one. It was seriously the gayest trash of all time. He checkmated me when there was 5 seconds left until he lost by time. Damn that sucked, and it wasn't so bad that I lost, it's that I talked extreme trash and called him a loser, biotch, insulted him, and told him he was gonna lose repeatedly. He showed me, he even called me weak, even though that might not sound so bad, it pissed me off.
But I did learn a couple things from this experience: never talk trash during chess, never challenge people unless they suck really bad, and if you beat me at chess then you are a piece of sh*t a$$hole that has no life. Chess is gay anyways... Now thats not even what I'm mad about, because I'm not even very good at chess.
The thing that really made me mad was Mega Man 5, because if I'm losing at some craziness like chess I don't really care. However, if i'm losing at a video game, then i'm gonna be mad because I pride myself at being the master of video games. The game has been pretty hard, and it has given me a harder time than the other preceding Mega Mans, but difficulty I can deal with. In fact, I like games to be a challenge. The thing I cannot deal with is bad design/ programming, commonly seen in crappier games than the Mega Man series. The part I keep dying at isn't hard, it's bad level design, pure and simple. The level is perfect up until this glaring flaw, it is stupid and near impossible to pass. I will spare you the details because it would be crazy to explain this crap in depth. I'm surprised nobody else has mentioned it, it messes up the whole game.
I tried it like 15 times and it won't work. If it wasn't a ROM and I had the actual game I would have already thrown the cartridge way the hell down my street, chased it down and slammed it on the ground again, gotten my sledgehammer, and smashed it into a million pieces, and then peed on it. I swear. I am seriously considering throwing this controller through my monitor and destroying my whole computer and/or smashing my Mega Man X cartidge and flushing it down the toilet for consolation.
I'm not sure what I'm gonna do right now. I think i'll do what I always do when this happens, play it some other time when i'm happier. Because right now I have the determination, but I just don't think I can do much to help the situation when I'm so pissed off. Now that I have calmed down and thought about it, I have realized that I am really drowsy, tired, hot, and sweaty...and I have a splitting headache. I apologize for writing about this before I noticed I was just in some crazy mood and wiggin out.
I know that this entry was poorly written and had the most uninteresting, dorky subject matter of all time. Even so, I'm going to leave it on here (i could delete it you know) just for a laugh. It will also give you a glimpse of how trashy I can be when I'm angry, and how funny it is. I'm gonna take a shower and go to bed, even though its early. (Yes, 10:00 is early for me) Later. 
