  The topic has really been beaten to death lately, but school started today, and I was there to witness it. I don't really care about the academics involved. It's pretty much the same as the last 2 years... Mostly I was amazed by how crazy looking all these kids were.
There are the old favorites such as The Uptight Raptor, Baby Face, and the Pat Wannabe, among others. And then there are the new (and ever so hilarious) recruits like The Small Headed Rasta Nigger, a large gang of retards, and many other mayhem causing midgets. The one that stands out the most, however, is actually from the old school (OBMS), and has returned from his hiatus crazier than ever.
The man I am talking about is none other than the infamous "Tha Kook. " He is the king of all that is funny looking. The queen of corruption. The duke of dingus eggs... alright maybe I'm taking this too far, but to me and Chris he is the craziest motherfucker to walk the halls of Seabreeze since Sebastian Janikowsi. He cracks me up. We used to hold signs up to him in middle school that said "Tha Kook" in big letters with an arrow pointing towards him. It was funny because he used to get all mad at us for it and he got serious a couple times, including an incident where he shot me in the eye with a rubber band and I slapped him. Oh yeah, and in case anybody is keeping tabs on this queer, he now has long hair and a beard, and hangs out with the "rocker" crowd. The meaning of his life is to provide me with another reason to laugh every day at school, and one of these days he's probably going to notice and there is gonna be a rumble between our group of gangtas versus his band of cock rocking homos. I can't wait until that day. Look forward to my overly exaggerated story of that in the future... On a closing note, Nick Tremper is back, and he looks more like a gay fucker than he ever has.
He looks so gay, in fact, that he has earned the nickname "Gay Tremp" by me and my comrads. That's all for this edition of "The Humorous Looking Assholes At Seabreeze" report. This is Davey Dank signing off. I would really have liked to talk to Jesseca today and ask her how her day at school went, but i'm guessing that's not gonna happen.
She said she had to go to Kidsko and get some crap today... Oh well though, I'm freakin tired as hell anyway. I need all the sleep I can get so I'm leavin now I guess. P.S. Davey Dank?????? Who broke into my Blog and wrote that gay ass name? 
