  If I voted for Al Gore back in the presidential election of 2000, I would be pretty mad. I'm talkin Pre Menstrual Syndrome mad, because even though the man I voted for got the majority of the votes, he did not win. As for why I'm talking about the 2000 election, I don't really know. I thought about it last night out of nowhere, because i'm just cool like that. Oh yeah, and if anyone thinks I like Al Gore or hate Bush or something - you're wrong. I just have an odd sense of humor, everyone should know this by now... A good man once said "Great writing is clear thinking made visible," and KoolKellyBelly's LiveJournal is the total opposite of this assessment, seriously.
Last night I read it for the first time and it was the weirdest thing i've read in a while. There was like zero use of capital letters at the beginning of sentences (if there was any sentences...), no punctuation whatsoever, and a bunch of jibber jabber that didn't make very much sense. I could barely read most of it due to lack of continuity, and I lost my place several times in those gigantic masses of words. Paragraphs were invented for a reason, use them. I also advise her to not write so much when it is about nothing. It's all about the quality, not quantity. There is some funny stuff to be had in there as well, but not the good funny. She talks about doing some insane stuff to Matt Tower because he treats Jenna bad, and it's all elaborate and crazy.
If I were him I would tell her to stay up out my bizzness / bizznass repeatedly, Ludacris style. There is also some talk about a dream she had, which is the thing that inspired me to write this the most, because it is caraazzzyy. I will stop wigging out about it now and let you see for yourself what i'm talking about. If you want to check it out, go to Livejournal.com and search for Poopoocaca. But be careful, reading it will change your life. And Kelly, if you're reading this, there was no offense meant towards ya, but your journal is crazy. You can talk trash about mine all you want, because I don't care. Does anyone know who it was that said "I'm as bad as I wanna be" ?
Because I sure don't. I'm thinkin it was either Johnny B Bad (the wrestler) or Prince (the crazy asshole), but it was probably neither... you see the kind of boredom that I am forced to suffer through. I have debates about the craziest trash in the world. This is probably why everyone thinks I smoke marijuana. 
