  You better set aside some time to read this one, because it's a whopper...John's back! and even though he's only been out for a few days we've already had some good times, times I'll never forget. Don't think John's very exciting? Well he's got enough new jokes(not to mention dances) to entertain an army, well he cracks me up at least. How about these: I, Seven, and personal favorite, You goin to the barbecue? (they say "what barbecue?
") My meat in your grill. It's good to have you back John...Veterans Day was today and we had an assembly thingy in the morning with a bunch of teachers/war veterans talked to us. Couldn't hear a word any one of those kooks said. There was some crazy group of juniors behind me and Chris throwing gum into the crowd. They were cracking up because they thought it was the funniest thing, but Chris and I were just laughing at them. I saw a couple funny lookin kids at that thing and laughed, I got a bunch of free breadsticks at lunch(oh yeaaaa), but for school today those were about the most exciting things that happened.
That being said, it's time for me to brag and boast about the Seabreeze VICTORY over the Mainland Buc-a-Nerds. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! EVERYONE AT MAINLAND, I LAUGH AT YOU!!!! Everyone said "Mainland's got the best D in the league, Mainland's undefeated, Mainland this, Mainland that". That was all until you played us, now look at Mainland. They're a bunch of LOSERS!!
(all of this stuff doesn't apply to a couple people, you know who you are). 52-20 was the score, Mainland has been officially bitchafied. Now who has the best D? It looked like we had the best D the way we were hittin you queers out there, knocking peoples helmets off and sending kids flying back 10 yards. All while big Xavier was throwing 50 yard passes, and Kenny Scott was running the ball straight up your asses(that rhymed :). Mainland only allowed 1 touchdown all season until they played us, then they gave up 7 in one game.
Our offense is unstoppable, they just found out first hand. Hey, at least you have a better band(hehe that rhymed too). Mainland was also number 1 in the state before they played us, and we beat them, now we both have 9-1 records. Wouldn't that make us the best in Florida? I would think so, especially considering the decisiveness of our win. It wasn't a narrow 3 point victory, we totally destroyed Mainland, making us the best.
We are in my mind at least. At the game Chris and I were wearing Seabreeze shirts and sitting on the Mainland side. A couple of girls stopped me and were like "Yea Seabreeze! " and I was like "Hell yea!...You go to Seabreeze? " and they're like "no, but you've got some guts". I told em "Yep, I got balls the size of coconuts"(they should start callin me Dr. Suess the way I'm layin down all these rhymes) and walked away.
Besides a couple groups of fuckers nobody else said anything really, probably because they were too busy crying. We didn't care though, we danced the mightiest dance ever danced. We busted the various John moves, the Justin, the Dave, the lawnmower, the weedwacker, the edger, the crip walk, the harlem shake, you name it. We danced forever, it was a feeling of euphoria rarely felt during football games. A lot of people left early on the Mainland side, they couldn't handle the defeat. But some were being nice, saying "good game" or "you guys played well" as we walked out, I was kind of surprised that so little people tried to pick a fight.
Lucky for them though, because John would have ended up killing about 3,000 Mainlandies. He had our back, and nobody messes with John, he can benchpress 325 pounds and curl all the weights in Chris's weight room with ease. I have on thing left to say to Mainland: Who's the bitch now? Since I'm already speaking of sports, I beat NBA2k2 yesterday(completed season and playoffs), and frankly, I want my 98 hours back. I did finish with the best regular season record ever and went 16-0 in the playoffs, but oftentimes I didn't feel like playing and spent hours just playing it tirelessly to get to the end of the season/ playoffs. Near the end of the road I started gaining enthusiasm, after all I was in the playoffs and had almost won a championship.
Whenever I finally finished the game I was expecting a flashy video with celebration, or dunks, or some other craziness. What I got was a stupid one screen deal that said Sacramento Kings: NBA Champions!!! Then the trophy spins up slowly with some crappy sparkle effect in the backround before going back to the menu screen, leaving me horribly dissapointed. I'm like "that's it!!?". That was the most unrewarding game I have ever encountered, I couldn't believe it. I mean, I nearly broke my Dreamcast with some 8-9 hour marathons on that game and this is what I get, well I'm not too happy about it.
I will never play through another season on any basketball game for as long as I live. Nonetheless, I have a little song about the game: You were lost soldier when I hit you with the crossover, take the baseline, stop-pull-up and I makes mine. When I stick you the stakes high. I'm taking the rock, with this pressure I'm making the stadium lock. It's excitin when you're watchin NBA style clash of the titans. The handles is quicker than the eyes like lightnin and when you gettin dunked on it's frightenin, believe that.
What chu need that when you came to get your ball on? I got you sweatin your body fluids till they all gone. I got you hurtin when I'm seein you breath, mad at me when I shut you down with the best D in the league. You couldn't score if I gave you a three, wide open. I'll take you straight to the hoop and leave the baseline smokin. I'm pokin, cuz none of yall can get with me.
On a solo fast break I might bust a 360, move quickly. Sweat is better than fame, you might catch me at the three point testin my aim. I'm yellin And 1! every time I step in the lane, that's why Sega's always bringin you the best in the game. In other news, 8 Mile is getting rave reviews. Well at least from my sister, her fiance, my aunt, and my cousin.
They all said it was awesome. I was going to see it last weekend, but I never did for one reason or another. It looks like I won't be seeing it this upcoming weekend either because Harry Potter 2 comes out, and that I have to see. Yes, you heard me right, Harry Potter rocks! (I've read all the books and the second is tied with 4 for my favorite) Staying with the subject...I flicked myself in the nuts this weekend and It reminded me just how bad it hurts to get hit in the balls. It has to be the equivalent, painwise, of pushing out a baby for girls.
All of the women who have ever said men have it easier because they don't have to go through the pain of giving birth are forgetting one thing, they have never gotten hit in the goenads, it hurts just as bad, if not worse. Ok, I'll admit that I'm exaggerating quite a bit here, but it still hurts like a motherfucker. Alan came over yesterday, that was an unexpected visit. We sat there and talked for like 2 hours, and I was in my boxers the whole time, so that was pretty crazy. Oh yeah Alan, I too, like the awkward situations that occur when you go over people's you haven't talked to in a long time... There is a couple more pressing issues that I must tend to.
First, I didn't know we had school today. I was under the impression that since it was veteran's day we wouldn't have to go to school. Apparently I was wrong...that sucks, I wanted the day off so bad. The funny thing about it is I was telling people on Friday not to come Monday because we have no school, and I even made plans to do stuff on Sunday night and Monday afternoon/day. LoL, well my plans were spoiled, to say the least. Second, my family and I are supposed to be going to South Carolina to visit my aunt Wendy for the Thanksgiving holiday, and I'm a little stressed out about it.
I always get like this before we take any trips, I feel like I'm going to miss out on something big back home, or miss everyone excessively. I'm usually right though, so I have a reason to be worried. I will probably have fun, and I'm probably over-reacting, but I'm just kinda wiggin about going. I don't think I have a choice though, so I might as well not worry about it. I just hope I don't have to hang out with my uncle's redneck son too much. Adults always think just because two kids are the same age they will get along well.
Well there are plenty of kids at my school who are my age that I think are total fagets, including rednecks, so this kid better not try to hang with me too much. Especially since I don't like the country type very much in the first place. Lastly, Justin banned us all and denounced us and sort of disowned us as his friends over some stupid shit a while back, but he never really said why. He repeatedly claimed that he "has had enough of our bullshit". We kind of knew that something was up because we were his only friends in the whole world, so there should be a better reason than that, unless he truly went crazy or somthing. Well the truth has finally revealed itself.
It turns out that Justin is moving to Pennsylvania and he stopped hanging out with us because he didn't want to be sad when he moved. This is what Shannon told Chris Justin told her, and she has no reason to lie, so I believe her. Pretty simple explanation for Justin's wiggage, and it came as a shock to some (Chris) but not to me, because I always half expected this. Well Justin you have been my friend for a long ass time, and you always will be. It never changed, even when you banned us and shit, I stuck to my guns. Good luck in PA, and I hope it's better for ya up there.
We will meet again, Fat Ju$....Enough with the mushy crap though. I beat Louie in a foot race!!! HAHAHA! I thought it was funny, and very envigorating to beat that dunce. I did it easily too, so I'm definitely the fastest man in the world, yep I'm convinced. You're next Mr. Martin.
Yep yep, welp that's it for today ya goobers. It was mighty long, and I hope it was slightly interesting. I don't care though, love it or hate it I'm not gonna change it, because at the moment Dave... must.... sleeeeeeep. Hey Jesseca - Me and you, in your metal bed, ASAP. Haha you have a metal bed. 
