  Louie just informed me that some nigger dude slapped a female chink. It does not get much funnier than that. Random kid who was near me and talking to his friend as I walked to lunch: I would only... if I was shit drunk. Me: Shit drunk is not a thing, you are wigging out. Kid: So? Me: So???!
What the fuck. (Followed by me laughing. ) Now that I got that little anecdote out of the way, I will have a rambling session for the ages. Kind of like in that movie Rules of Attraction where the guy gives his fast talking and quick moving account of his trip to Europe. That was probably the coolest scene in that movie, it cracked me up. Haven't seen Rules of Attraction ?
Too bad... First of all, this girl next to me has put her book on top of my mouse cord once again. She hasn't done it in a long time, but this time she messed up for the last time. I'm gonna slap her ass in the face just like that nigger did to that chink. If she asks me the reason i'm gonna be like, "You put your book on my mouse and when you do that it takes away my full range of motions, and we all know what happens when you take away my full range of motions - I get angry, and you wouldn't like me when i'm angry. Yes that's a reference to The Hulk and yes i'm wigging out, but you can't talk because you just got slapped. " Now, believe it or not, there are some other things on my mind.
I don't even feel like I should mention this, but Jesseca signed off on me in a rude manner last night and wouldn't tell me what was bothering her, and I hate it when she does both of those things. The funny thing is I wasn't mad about it because I knew she was mad/ sad and if we were both that way then we would both be screwed. So I wrote her this long drawn out email trying to explain that I loved her and I would like to apologize about anything if it had to do with me. Basically that's all I was trying to say. That was directed towards you Jesseca , if you happen to be reading this, and I love you . Not to try and take away the sincerity of the current situation, but the show must go on.
I finally had the privilege of watching Doggy Fizzle Televizzle last night after I downloaded it off Kazaa. For the uninformed, that is Big Snoop Dogg's new TV show, and it rocks your ass. If you haven't already seen it, that show is great. It was very funny to me, and it seems to bode well among my friends as well. The humor is definitely not for everyone, but I love the Snoop Dogg craziness. I especially liked the skit where he was teaching those second grade kids some crazy stuff, it was crackin me up.
Everything else was cool too, making the show pretty good overall. I am a little worried about the kooks running out of ideas after this action packed foray into TV land, but if they can keep it up then it will turn out to be an awesome show indeed. The presentation actually looks considerably low budget, but I think that helps the gangsta style; you could even say i'm impressed by the freshness of it. Enough about that Dizzle Fo Shizzle My Nizzle :) I also stayed up late last night watching a very good basketball game between the San Antonio Spurs and the Los Angeles Lakers. What a nerve wracking game, specifically near the end. It was almost exactly like the Kings - Lakers game 4 last year where Horry hit a three at the buzzer to win by one, but this time, he missed.
Luckily for the Spurs, that shit went in and out, but he was wide open. This surprising Spurs win put the Lakers' backs against the proverbial wall, as they hold a 3-2 series deficit. Everyone still expects the Lakers to win it in 7, and although I can't disagree, I think you should always watch out for the underdog. In any case, these next two games (or game) should be exciting as hell. Last but certainly not least, I will talk about E3. If you don't know what E3 is, I don't blame you because it is rather obscure to people who aren't video game enthusiasts.
The only thing it could really be compared to for me is Christmas. That's how big of a deal it is. It stands for Electronic Entertainment Expo and it is basically a convention where all the video game companies, hardware and software, come together and show off all their latest projects, make all their bombshell announcements, and otherwise cause mass histeria within the gaming scene. To me, that equates to games games games, and it's the time of year when everything video game related comes alive. There are all kinds of badass games that we previously knew nothing about being unveiled, and the ones we knew a little about are being playtested by editors who are passing their opinions on to us. Not only that but there are mountains of videos and screenshots and info on almost every game coming out within in the next 1, 2, 3, or even 4 years.
It rocks shit. Justin and I were talking about how we wouldn't be able to read and see all this stuff even if we stayed up all night. And this is only the beginning. Right now we're just getting the early leaks of news, while the actual show begins on Friday. It's that crazy. However, I can imagine a lot of people not caring about any of this, so I will stop talking about it now.
Besides, I think I have geeked out enough for one whole year. Don't fret though, there will probably be more geekiness to come as the week progresses and I freak out even more about videogames. Before you go, check out the crazy quote below (lol that rhymed). It never ceases to make me laugh when said out loud, so go ahead and say it out loud...then laugh. Then leave my site fucker. "You guys wanna smoke some drugs?
" - the skinny kook from Road Trip 
