  I love it how I can go to 2nd block anytime I like. You can come in here an hour and ten minutes late and Mrs. Parlade won't say a word to ya.
It's crazy. You would think there was some sort of restrictions or rules regarding tardiness, but apparently the school only cares when you're late for 1st or 3rd block. That's only because that's the beginning of school and lunch, any other time they don't do anything to you if you're late.
To me that's obsurd, but also very cool. I know some people who won't take shits in public bathrooms, at gas stations, at school, or at other people's houses. I don't see what the big deal is. I'll poop anywhere, or pee anywhere for that matter, as my friends know. Of course there's always the chance that you clog up the toilet at someone else's house, but that would be hilarious.
In that case I would do two things - laugh at the fools who have to clean up that overflowing mess, and leave the house immediately, out the window if necessary. Some people are scared to sit on the seat, even when it has nothing on it. I can see if there's some shit or piss, I wouldn't sit down either. But in public restrooms, whether it be at 7-11, some random ran-down gas station, or school I don't see why it matters to anyone if there's nothing visible on the seat. I could care less if there's some germs getting on my butt and bottom of my upper legs region, that's a shoe in already.
And so what if you run the risk of getting aids while sitting on the public John? I already have a backup plan for that... ...It's real simple: I get aids, no matter what the source, and I go on a massive killing spree. I will get ahold of a rocket launcher, a couple machine guns, some grenades, and a bomb or some anthrax or something because if I have aids and i'm gonna die, i'm gonna take at least 200 of you motherfuckers down with me. First i'd launch a missile straight into one of those stupid Arab stores, I have always hated those guys anyways.
After that I would go to the ghetto and shoot up a bunch of niggers, as many as possible. Forcibly entering houses is an option if the situation calls for it. The method to my madness being to avenge my grandfather, who was attacked by a bunch of nigs at the beach in his early twenties. The attack fucked him up mentally for the rest of his life and now he's an asshole to everyone. So if given the chance to get the blackies back, I would take it. Then I would steal a car from someone at gunpoint, drive over to Brain Beard's, and throw a grenade into his house, blowing it to shreds. Why you ask? Well his name is Brain Beard... The showdown would last a little longer as I hide in the cargo area of a commercial jetliner, guns and all, on my trip to New York (or wherever China Town is).
You don't think I would be able to pull that off? Well I probably couldn't, but in this story, anything goes. Upon my entry into China Town I would kick it up a notch and just start shooting everyone in sight, since they're all chinks anyway, it wouldn't matter. Grenades would be thrown, guns would be slanged, and the missiles from my "launcha" would be eagerly trying to catch up to every mass of running people, and suceeding.
It would all end with a Matrix style battle/shootout with the police, there would be hundreds of them, and I would be doing cartwheels across the barrier of cars, machine guns blazin. After I took out the initial 100 or so officers there would be a reinforcement of about 300, plus the National Guard, plus the Army.
The battle would rage on for about 10 more minutes as I mowed down all those pigs. Eventually I would get sniped by a rooftop sharpshooter and fall to the ground, not getting killed instantly. As everyone approached me to see if I was dead I would say "I don't care, I have aids anyways you fags" in a clear voice so all could hear. I would then open my hand to reveal a live grenade, with the clip off, and before they could run it would blow everyone, including myself, 10 feet into the air... Just like in The Professional .
You will notice the gratuitous violence involved in my little story, that is because I have been watching ultraviolent, Rated R movies since a very young age. By this time I am desensitized to violence, so I can't help it. Also, if you thought that last paragraph was "horribly racist" or "ignorant" or something of that nature, you must realize that I am only joking, and it's all in fun.
So chill out, fool.
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