  What is going on again? Oh yeah, it's Tuesday...how exciting. Today when I woke up I told my mom I wasn't going to school because we were taking the PSAT test. I explained in detail why I shouldn't go and told her that the test was useless and a waste of time. After all this she's like "what? why are you telling me this now? you should've told me last night, you're going to school" and I'm like "no i'm not" and shes like "yes you are". So I go in my room and sit around forever. Then when she urges me to get ready I just move all slow and do stupid stuff to make it take longer. Finally she says "are you ready? " and I'm like "yea sure I'm ready motherfu*ker, but i'm just gonna scribble all over that fu*kin test and go to sleep". She didn't say anything to me all the way to school, probably because I had a pissed off look on my face. I get to school like 30 minutes late and i'm like "i'm really late" and she's like "it's better than not coming to school at all" and I just said "no it's not" and got out of the car. At first I didn't even know where to go, then some lady was telling kids to go to their homeroom.
So I go there and everyones already taking the test. When I walked in the guy was like "why are you late? " and I'm thinkin what the hell kind of question is that...I just gave him some crazy answer, I forget what I said. Something along the lines of "only the good die young". Then I christmas tree'd the test and went to sleep.
As you can tell, I didn't want to be at school, and I was severely pissed off. Later on I was alright though, because it's hard to stay mad forever, especially with all kinds of funny stuff goin on. We didn't do much else all day except talk with our friends and stuff. History was cool though because we had an assignment to draw a political satire, and as you know, I love the political satires. That reminds me, yesterday during first block Tad was fu*kin crackin me up. I'm not sure why I thought it was so funny, but I was laughing a lot .
I was laughing so hard I was getting the chills in my feet (yes, in my feet), don't ask me why. Anyways, whenever he dragged his foot across the ground it made a loud ass squeaking noise. He was like "check this out" and repeatedly dragged his foot across the ground, everyone was looking around for the person who did it, but he just kept doing it. Everytime I heard the noise I started laughing hysterically/ crying, basically fu*kin wiggin out, and he did it like a million times, so you can imagine how much I was laughing. I think it was funny because our teacher kept talking like nothing was going on even though there was this crazy noise filling the room every 2 seconds. lol i'm laughing right now just thinking about it. He did this like the whole period, even when people told him to stop, it was the funniest thing ever. I was laughing for almost 90 minutes straight, I can't believe the teacher didn't say anything to me, I was crying all over the place and stuff.
Then I wigged out even more because Tad kept touching the kid in front of me on the shoulder and face, making it look like I did it, and I couldn't defend myself because I couldn't talk because I was laughing too hard. It looked like I did it and that made me laugh harder. Oh man, that sh*t was hilarious. Then I came home and watched the news.
Which brings me to my next subject: the "sniper" that's been in the news lately. First I have to say that I prophetically predicted this about 2 weeks ago, well sort of. I was talking about how weird it was that we haven't had any serial killers lately, and how we were due for one, pretty weird huh. Chris and I have talked about being able to get away with crimes easily if you're smart like us, (after all, we do it all the time)and this guy is a perfect example.
He does exactly what we talked about a long time ago. He kills random people, in random cities, far apart from eachother. He even added the whole shoot them from far away thing, whereas me and Chris just said drive by shoot them. He's already killed 9 people and wounded 2 others without getting caught, and there's like 400 FBI agents on the case, not to mention local and state authorities and every citizen in Maryland and Virginia looking for him. If I were him I would be saying "who's the man? ", but also if I were him I would quit while I was ahead. Because if he quits now they will never catch him, and it seems to me like he doesn't want to get caught. I am not by any means saying that what he's doing is good, or even cool. Instead, I'm pointing out a problem with law enforcement: it doesn't work very well.
All these people can't catch one guy, and we should feel safe with cops protecting us... All cops do nowadays is waste their time trying to bust kids like me for stupid sh*t like curfew (me and my friends have been pulled over for curfew at least 30 times, no exaggeration), when they should be catching real criminals, like sniper boy over here. Oh wait..they're trying to do that, but it's too hard for them. Cops are trash.... Next, some of these people's theories on the "sniper" are fu*kin stupid.
For one, I don't even think he should be called a sniper, that's more of a war term. They should call him a shooter or murderer but not sniper. Second, this guy is NOT a terrorist! These news assholes call everyone that does something bad a terrorist lately. So there is a guy shooting people, people get shot all the time, it isn't terrorism! Third, i've been hearing about people blaming all this crap on video games on the internet, but today I actually saw a guy say it on tv.
Now that is the biggest bullsh*t I have ever heard. Some fat dude thinks it is a group of teenagers working together, and he thinks they trained using Doom. He says it's all a "game" to them, it's all just one big "game". I would like to rip his head off and use it for a ball in a "game" of basketball. Shut your mouth fatass, it's not a group of teenagers and you can't train to shoot a gun using video games, so go eat a cheeseburger. This guy acts like there was no serial killers before video games came out, what the hell. I don't know where he got the whole Doom thing either, that game is like 10 years old, and it doesn't involve anything remotely similar to sniping. Unless he's referring to the brand new Doom 3. In that case hes way off again because there are only aliens, monsters, and even the devil himself in that game, but no humans.
So how would somebody train to snipe people in that... Now I'm saying it isn't a terrorist and it isn't teenagers, then who is it? I would say it's just some crazy guy, just like any serial killers of the past. I bet he's white, aged 25-35, and either pissed off at the world or crazy. I called it, you can tell me how smart I am when he fits that description. Or you can always make fun of me if i'm wrong and one of those fagets are right. Then there's always the possibility that they don't catch him... It's all good in the sports world, Barry Bonds and the Giants are goin to the World Series.
The 49ers, my long time favorite football team (check out my room if you don't believe me), gave the Seahawks the beatdown and are now 4-1. Owens mossed all over that kook, scored a touchdown, pulled a pen out of his sock, and signed the ball. If you saw that game you know what I'm talkin about. How about that Miami vs Denver game sunday night, that was an awesome game, one of the best i've ever seen.
It was pretty cool to see the sucessors to Dan Marino and John Elway face off, and it was a close one too. Did you know Kurt Warner has the best QB rating ever? thats crazy...but then comes Steve Young, Joe Montana, and Jeff Garcia. All three played/play for the 49ers, so that makes up for it. Wow, scroll through quickly and look at what you just read, that was a pretty long journal huh.
I think so. Definitely the longest I've written, nobody but my most diehard fans will sit through this whole thing, especially since it's about things that most people don't care about. So if you did read this whole thing, you deserve a dollar. That doesn't mean i'll give you a dollar, but if you're a girl you can have a hug :). I should probably go to sleep, because it's already late. But I usually don't go to sleep until like 1-2 am because I take a nap when I get home from school and I'm not tired at night.
I'm gonna try to stop this crazy schedule one of these days (not tonight though), because I don't like waking up and it being all dark. I get confused, plus I waste most of the day. ANYWAYS, I think thats quite enough for one day. Goodnight girls. 
