  Me: *singing* "I wish that I knew what I know now, when I was younger. " My Mom: "You don't know nothin, you're still young, get in the shower. " Man on the news they're always talkin about the shi'ites in Iraq. When I first heard that I almost pissed my pants I laughed so hard, what are they talking about? Note: None of you smartypants hippies better IM me telling me what a shi'ite is, because I already know, it's called a joke you shitmongers. 
