  "Y'all don't know what it's like being male, middle class, and white. " Well, I just gave Jesseca a ringaling and she didn't answer her phone. I must have missed her. I didn't really expect her to be home since I woke up like 4 hours too late because that's how it goes.
I suppose she's off hanging out with whoever, so you know what that means... it's Zelda time for Dave. That's one of the many things I love about videogames, you don't have to worry about them leaving you to go off and do something else, they will always be there for ya. I will go return the favor. In the meantime, everyone should download Ben Folds Five - Rockin The Suburbs and listen to it immediately. He rocks the suburbs just like Micheal Jackson did, except that he was talented. 
