  Wouldn't it be crazy if some scientists injected a monkey with steroids and made it work out until it was really buff? I think it would. Then this little monkey could lift a bunch of weights for the viewing pleasure of everyone. It could even go to one of those muscle body competitions where the bodybuilders flex their muscles in a bunch of different ways and get judged on who has the best muscles. Imagine if a monkey won one of those things, it would be insane. Whew! Think about it, a monkey on steroids, how funny is that? Just don't ask me why the hell I thought of this. Ya know what else is crazy? The whole class is doing work because they didn't finish it yet, when they were supposed to.
The funny thing is I am the only one who did do the work, so I have a bunch of free time on my hands. It looks like the tables have turned suckas, I love it . I went to Wal-Mart last night, it was sweet. The coolest thing about it is I persuaded my mom to buy me Nothing To Lose on DVD. Oh man that movie is funny as hell. I watched it last night and I was cracking up, even though it was like 12 midnight and I have already seen it about 20 times. I probably shouldn't have watched it so late though, because now i'm tired as duke... oh well. I also bought this badass water yo-yo, it's my new addiction. I had never seen those things before but my sister says they are all the rage at her school. She said kids sell them at her school for small sums of money and she pops them over people's heads all the time.
I'm just gonna have to bring the fad to high school, it will be awesome. I dunno though, I remember one time I tried to bring back yo-yos in like 8th grade, let's just say it didn't catch on too well. But these things are much cooler than traditional yo-yos. They are like a bigger version of those little gooey things you get in those machines for a quarter.
Except they aren't sticky, and they have a water filled ball at the end that's fun to squeeze, giving them a second function as a stress reliever, but that's not all. Get this - the ball of water has sparkles in it, and the sparkles are shiny! oooooh, ahhhh. All of this for only a dollar at Wal-Mart, and there is plenty of them available. Now go out and buy one. *Wink* Guess what today is? My mom's birthday! I bet you thought I was gonna say something like "It's Saddam Hussein's Deathday!
" or "The beginning of the end of the world! ", but nope. It is kind of weird that my mother's birthday is on the same day as the start of the U.S. invasion of Iraq . It's pretty cool actually. Hopefully everything goes to plan and we don't miscalculate anything major, if that is the case then this war will be a real joke. It's clear that our military is superior to Iraq's in pretty much every way. We should take advantage of this and make it a quick war, then we'll laugh about it later. I think the only thing we should worry about is those crazy terrorists trying to destroy U.S. monuments and large buildings and such.
There is, however, an easy way of preventing this from happening - If you know any Arabic people, whether you think they are good or bad, beat the crap out of them right now . Then we'll see how much they help ol' Saddam. Happy Birthday to my motha, and to the U.S. Troops over in Iraq: Go forth and kick ass. 
