  I went to my aunt Jennifer's house today, as planned. She talked about opening up her midget strip club, as usual, and this time she even added a little rhetoric about how black people from the Carribean Islands are not considered niggers. My uncle Guy argued that niggers are niggers no matter where they come from, and I agree with him, with no disrespect to my dawgs of course. My cousin Vinny is still an asshole and my cousin Leo is still fat. They called me a pothead (I fucking hate that by the way because I don't smoke), and they said I sucked at videogames repeatedly. I got them both back though. When I insulted this crazy videogame that they were playing Vincent got all mad and said some stuff about how I sucked at videogames. I don't know about you, but when somebody says something like that to me I take that as a challenge. And if you know me, I don't even need to be challenged or pissed off to beat the crap out of somebody at a videogame, I do that just for fun. So a little while later when we were playing a game that we actually competed against eachother in (Timesplitters 2, a sub-par first person shooter for the uninformed), I took that as an opportunity to show him who sucks at videogames.
Naturally, I whooped both of their asses in nearly every single round of play. Then Vin got all mad and tryed to hit me with a pillow but I easily blocked it. I find it funny when people try to take out their frustration on me in the real world, it just shows how much I got to them. They eventually got sick of my relentless assault and shut off the game... Then I said "Who sucks now you fuck?
" and walked out. I am fresh off the recliner from viewing the film Road to Perdition . I can't say enough about how good this movie is. Among other things, my grandmother called it "Spellbounding. " I like that word, so that will do. I especially liked the last few scenes at the beach and the aunt's house, they had such wonderful directing and beautiful imagery, it was fantastic. Oh yeah and mad props to the fashion/ wardrobe manager of that movie, the costumes were great. The rain scenes were also magnificent looking.
As you can see the movie is very aesthetically pleasing, but that is not all it has to offer, the story is pretty good too. Enough of my babbling though, I think you should just watch it because it's most definitely worth your time. Where oh where could my baby be? It is her that I want to see. 
