  Hahaha! I'm in 2nd block Computer Programming Class! Mrs. Parlade is wiggin out, tellin me to do a bunch of work...FUCK THAT SHIT! Lunch is in a few minutes, and I forgot my ID, so I have nothing better to do than hang out with Mr. Hillman in ISS. Oh well, at least I have some homework I can do. In addition, I am the lonely swedish and my bum is all alone. I have three things on my mind: hanging out with small people(midgets and women in particular) makes me feel taller, it is annoying when my sweater strings get wet in the water fountain, and I hate the entity that is jungle fever. Moreover, there is a bucktoothed mongolian ass-slapper(a dorky bitch with big teeth, a small head, and a crazy hat) eyeballing me, so I'm fickin to ride out. One last snippet for you bosshog worshippers: Chongissimo is[undoubtedly] the plural of Chongy. 
