  "I don't see what the big deal is" - the infamous Zac Burt right before snorting a large ass pile of crushed up lortabs and wigging the fuck out, it was possibly the greatest thing he's ever said.
If not the greatest, then definitely the craziest...wait a minute, he has said some pretty crazy shit before... so let's just say it was pretty damn funny. I always love the late night talks, but tonight it is extra special because I am hearing crazy stories out the gizang. I also find it funny that my night was all lame, I went to Red Lobster for like three hours and went home, that's it.
No offense though Jesseca, I wouldn't have had it any other way, and the time never seemed right to tell you, but you looked amazing tonight. The reason everyone was checking you out is because you were the most beautiful girl in there. I'm for real. That's right, I said you are beautiful and amazing. I Love you! You wanna know what craziness i'm talking about?
Alright. First Colleen IMs me thinking i'm Alan and says some crazy stuff to me. I don't understand any of it. After I tell her that it's me she tells me what happened. Apparently Chris and Alan went to the party in NSB and wigged out. They were not aloud to stay the night there so get this - they are walking home. Yes, as I write this Alan and Chris are on a journey from New Symrna to Ormond. I have calculated the walking time between these places many times before and it comes out to approximately 6 hours of walking.
That's a long time. To enhance the craziness of the situation they are probably either 1) drunk, or 2) high, or 3) both. To completely throw the insanity level out the window and make it off the charts, they were quoted for saying "It has been the craziest night, and it's not over yet. " What a funny thing to say. Oh man they must be wiggin. I have a strange urge to go looking for them and maybe meet them halfway or something. But on foot the chances of me finding them would be slim, so screw it. That's not all though, the funniness continues.
The party they were at got busted by the cops because this girl's ex boyfriend got jealous and called the cops on her. That was a pretty homosexual thing for him to do huh? Oh yeah, and did I mention that her ex was also mad because somebody peed in his car! LoL. For some reason that is funny to me. Probably because Louie peed in Twitch's car one time.
Whoops, I mean...Louie didn't pee in Twitch's car... Since I have nothing to do tomorrow at all (Jesseca has stuff to do and my friends are doing drugs or something, in any case i'm not involved in their plans), i'm gonna stay up really late tonight, hell I might even pull an all nighter. Either way i'm gonna leave out of my side door and roam the streets for a little while because I haven't done that for a while and I feel like it after hearing about the kooks walking home.
Oh man if I stay up all night it's gonna be so crazy... but I better get to it now, later y' all. 
