  Good television? I have been watching it. I just watched Joe Millionaire and Man Vs. Beast back to back, and let me tell ya, those are some quality TV shows. Whoever came up with the ideas for these shows is brilliant. I had never seen either of them before and they were much better than I expected, and I usually don't even watch TV at all, except for sports. When I was watching Joe Millionaire all I could think of was how each of these girls were going to react when he told them his secret at the end. It's not like it's something small either, they are gonna wig out man, I predict they won't still like him after they find out he's not rich. The final show is gonna be a must see for everyone who walks on two legs, and even the ones who don't. Man Vs.
Beast was also a very interesting and entertaining show, i'm not sure if it was a one time special type thing or a regular series, but it was awesome. A monkey beat a sumo wrestler in tug-o-war, a sprinter beat a giraffe in a 100 meter race but lost to a zebra in that same format, a champion food eater lost to a gigantic bear in a speed hot dog eating contest, 40 midgets lost in a race to pull a jet-liner across the finish line to an elephant, and finally, a Navy SEAL beat a chimpanzee in a race through a military obstacle course. Every one of the competitions were fascinating, and some of them were amazing. If they are still deciding whether or not to make another show in the series, my vote is yes.
Last night I saw some cool stuff as well. The new American Idol competition is shaping up nicely, and if none of the people have any talent, at least they were funny to watch. Some of the craziest people ever were at the tryouts, and it was funny as hell. I wonder why these morons go to the auditions when they know they can't sing, I don't think they know or something. I'm not sure how that happens though because it is glaringly obvious... The funniest thing about it is the people think they are doing good, and they're smiling from ear to ear, and it seems like the judges are digging it(but for real they are just smiling because it's crazy/funny that these kooks cannot sing for shit), and they stop and they're like "thank you. " Then Simon says something like "that was amazing" so the people get all excited and happy and start smiling and laughing and stuff, then he goes "...amazingly dreadful, you are the worst singer in the world.
" Oh man that Simon comes up with some of the best insults i've ever heard, and I can't tell if he is improvising or what, but for the caliber of them it seems like he stays up at night thinking of good insults to say to contestants. If that is so, I don't mind, because they still crack me up. On a more negative note, I watched the movie XXX(pronounced "ex-ex-ex", not "triple x" ) last night. I won't beat around the bush on this one, and I won't even waste my time to think of cool sounding adjectives to describe the suckiness of this movie. I will however, say this: it is really, really bad. The best way to explain this movie is to cut off your balls, nail them to a wall, and stare at them. The feeling of immense pain and the thoughts of "what the hell is going on here" that you experience will replicate exactly the feelings I felt while watching this movie. If you're a girl you could sit on a nail to get the same effect, and as the nail pierces through your buttcheek, you'll know what I mean. I know what you're thinking, and oh yes, it really is that bad. All this talk of various forms of entertainment and you think I would get bored of it, but nope, I just keep on goin. All of the previous things I mentioned are all in the past, and now i'm looking towards the future, a future that looks very promising(the near future anyways).
I am so majorly pumped about a new movie that's coming out, you may have heard of it, it's called Darkness Falls. It looks like it's going to be one of the scariest movies in a long time. I saw a long trailer of it on XXX that got me so excited about it, before that I had no knowledge of it besides seeing short TV spots. If you are debating whether or not to go see it you should take my word for it and go, because everyone that I know that knows about it wants to see it really bad. The only two movies that I can think of that truly scared the crap out of me(I even had nightmares! )in this day and age are The Mothman Prophecies and The Blair Witch Project 2: Book of Shadows. Those are a couple of good movies, and I recommend them if you want to be scared; hopefully I can add Darkness Falls onto that list. I'll find out when I go to see it saturday afternoon with my girly girl Jesseca and her gang of munchkins.
I can't wait. I am equally pumped about the Super Bowl. I have plenty of things left to say about it concerning pre-game analysis, but i'll spare you because I now know that none of that matters come game time. Both teams have a fair chance to win, the only thing that will determine who does is who comes to play and who wants it more.
I will be rooting for the Raiders all the way, and i've been a closet fan of them for about 2 years now, I like the coach, I like the stadium/fans(nobody likes going to the black hole), and more than anything else, I like Jerry Rice. I want them to win so badly, because I hate all these fuckin Tampa Bay fans, all of them! When I see these bastards walking around school with TB hats on it makes me cringe. I love yelling "Raiders baby oohh yeahhh" in the manliest voice possible at them, it's great fun. Even more than the fans, I hate the team of Tampa Bay. Fuck Warren Sapp, he's a fat turd. Fuck Derrick Brooks, he's a tall skinny turd. Fuck John Lynch, he's a white turd. Fuck Keyshawn Johnson especially, he is the biggest turd of them all. That errogant faget, he has nothing to be arrogant about, he sucks big donkey dick. Pardon my french there, but damn they are gay. Nobody else on that team deserves any sort of recognition, even me calling them turds would be overdoing it, they are pure monkey doodoo. Now that i'm done ranting about Tampa Bay's trashlike nature, I am clear to make fun of other people: people who emphasize the T in TV, as oppose to the V. What is up with that? I think these people are just uncultured or something, everyone I have ever known has always said T V , not T V, but eh.
I can't wig out on them as much as I would like to because they are normal in every way besides saying TV wrong, I just think it's kind of weird and had to bring it to the attention of all. The two people that i'm talking about in particular are Jesseca and Morgan, those are the only people i've ever heard say it that way, and it's crazy, but what are ya gonna do, it's not that big of a deal...I don't mean to sound like a weatherman here, but it is going to be cold as hell tommorow morning, and it's not going to get any better heading into the night-time hours and saturday morning. So everyone should be wearing warm clothes right? That is right, but there are always those couple idiots who go to school in shorts and a t-shirt and claim they're not cold. How in the world could you not be cold? Oh that's right(ha Jess), you're just lying about being not cold to seem cool, when in reality you're just sounding like a hardcore dumbass and you know you're freezing your ass off. I mean, i'm from Michigan, and I don't mind the cold as much as some other people. I even like it somewhat because it wakes me up and reminds me of my childhood, and as bad as it gets down here, I have always seen worse. Even so, I still have the sense to wear pants and a sweater(or a jacket would do fine, maybe better)when the temperature drops below 40 degrees.
I hate people like that. The same thing goes with people who walk right by the fire alarm when it's going off and don't cover their ears or flinch at all...what the fuck is wrong with you people!? That shit is loud ! You ain't foolin nobody when you act like it doesn't hurt your ears, you're just damaging your hearing in the long run, and for that I laugh at you. No for real, I am laughing right now at the thought of these kooks. They're like robots man, what the hell. Ah man I feel very motivated right now, I want to do something extroardinary, I want to be challenged...Basically, I feel great.
Admittedly, a lot of that comes from me taking a nap earlier, even though I only got about 2 hours of sleep at the most, it energized me to the max. The rest of it comes from the excitement that I have towards the upcoming weekend, after all it is thursday night, soon to be friday. Woohoo! All I have to do is get through school tommorow and I'm done for the week, sounds good to me.
So i'm going to see Darkness Falls with Jesseca on saturday, which will be awesome whether the movie is good or bad, and hopefully i'll spend the remainder of the day with her. Sunday I have the biggest sporting event of all in store for me, the Super Bowl, that too should be phenomenal. The only thing I have to worry about is friday, I have nothing planned, so i'm hoping something unexpected and fun comes up, if not I might have to resort to using extreme prejudice and egging people's houses. In a more current time frame I am looking forward to taking a shower, doing my homework(most likely I will fall asleep before that happens, but I think I should make an attempt to do it and not be a slacker for once), and going to bed.
I should probably study for my spanish test too, just for good measure, but I don't think that will be necessary because I am already confident that I will do well on it(not that you care)...There should be some sort of statistics tracker on this beast, that would be cool, because i'm always wondering how many words are in my posts, and which one of them is the longest, and stuff like that.
Like this one, it pretty damn long, but thanks to these uninventful kooks I will never know exactly how long it is[you could go on to call me unresourceful for not using another program like Microsoft Word to figure this information out, but you would be mistaken, that can be attributed to my fine example of genuine laziness]. And damnit, I would like to know. Two more factoids for those who haven't fallen asleep yet: my parents are getting it on(I know because I hear them) and I, Bib Fortuna, am wigging out. 
