  My report card is really bad. Every grade that I thought I was getting in each class was one grade lower than that. They all fooled me. Except for Mrs. Parlade, I knew I was getting an F in here, and you can't go lower than that.
I don't care about this crap though, i'm not gonna show it to my parents, ever. This nine weeks i'm gonna get all A's so when my parents do see it they'll be like whoa you did bad last time but this time you got all A's, you are the man. Yep, that's what's gonna happen, exact words and everything. "Yeah! Afghanistan baby! " - quote Brandon Dicamillo before dropping into a half pipe and busting his ass... while wearing your basic towel head garb. 
