  What am I doing??? I'm supposed to be going to the movies like right now, to see JACKASS: THE MOVIE!!! Hell yea! It is gonna be the funniest movie ever, I have a feeling I am gonna piss my pants from laughing too hard. If that happens I already have a backup plan: I'll cup my hand and catch all of it, then throw it all over everyone in the theater! Hahaha! Actually that's kind of sick huh... So why am I writing in my journal? I dunno. Well as you can see I can't talk right now. Later. (No really, I can't talk. Somebody gagged me and threw me on the floor, I'm typing with my toes. ) 
