  You see, I have this little problem... I recieved a note a little while ago from the administration of Seabreeze High School telling me to go to the office for - well i'll just type up what the note actually says since it's a formal type thing anyway.
Here's a transcript of the message: Your presence is requested for registration for the 2003/2004 school year. Please come prepared at the time specified above to the guidance office. Remember to bring your Program of Studies with your chosen electives . There are a multitude of problems with this request... 1) The time I was supposed to come is 10:15 and it is now 10:16 and counting.
2) I don't know where the guidance office is. 3) It specifically says to come prepared and prepared I definitely am not. 4) I don't have my Program of Studies with me, and even if I did, it is littered with obscene and profane drawings and other random forms of graffiti. 5) I have not chosen my electives, and I have no idea what ones I want to take. 6) I don't know what the hell they are talking about. So i'm not going anywhere. 
