  heres a conversation. explain. j: You went to Catholic school....did you wear that Catholic school girls uniform? K: before hs i had little choice in the matter. j: Do you still have said outfit? j:You should wear it and we'll get high.It'd be a grand adventure.
j: May I ask a personal question? j: Were there any goings-on and hanky-panky in the outfit? j: OH really? Much sex and drugs, eh? K: i wasnt so bad in high school. K: haha not distastefully loose.
j: We really shoulda hung out in A...that would have been a great time. j: SOmething involving a short pleated skirt. K: oh haha K: right j: Ha. K: you boys. j: WHat can I say....it's a thing with me. j: We shoulda hung out....what stopped us?
K: im not sure. apparently a? j: Bah! j: You'd have been better. K: well ;-) j: *nod* K: ..too bad... j: :-( j: There's still the next time you're in town K: i felt like a goon being smitten j: YOu were smitten? With whom?
K: i have lusted over many a customer over the years. :-) j: OH yes? K: haha yeah. j: Anything end in sweaty sex while watching the Daily Show? K: mmm not in so many words. then he was hired at the store.
and i learned it was a bad idea. j: So yeah...you should find someone to have sweaty sex while watching the Daily Show. K: not a bad idea. K: jon stewart, thats hot :-) j: So....who else have you....lusted over? K: :-) what are you getting at? K: yeah, i thought you were pretty cool.
:-) heres another L: i also let S know that i am the crazy one that thinks you two would be great together K: what does he have to say about that? no more acting weird around me? :-) L: i hope not. we were just talking baout how when he is on tour he doesn't sleep around with chicks and i said that s why he is the ONLY scumfree guy cuz no one NO ONE turns down pussy. so then i said thats why i think you two would be great together, cuz you deserve a great guy that is scumfree and not psycho L: and you have no interest in dating s, i am just crazy. K: i like S very much, dont get me wrong.
we just cant get married yet :-) K: although maybe we should. L: i know. :-( K: id date S if he werent my associate. thats weird. K: or maybe im paranoid. K: i dont know.
L: its great!!!! one day you two will be together K: ok then. its a deal. L: i will make sure of it.... (evil laugh) K: ok then. youre hired. a homeless drunk latino satanist metalhead named lucifer bought me a rose today flattering, sick.
sad. 
