  1. He kinda ignored me today. Well, he was nice... still. 2. Tomorrow is going to be fun at work ;) 3. Saturday is my big day at the new job... 4. Ramona...... of her weird squeaking/ quacking the specialists say: "Thanks for your query about Ramona. A cockatiel will often stimulate or 'pleasure' itself by rubbing its vent against a toy, a perch, part of the cage, a food container or even you - using your hand or foot to rub against!
Squeaking noises, a tail that moves back and forth, and a head that moves from side to side accompany the rubbing. This is natural mating behavior and in the absence of a true mate your cockatiel will use whatever appeals and whenever! " 5. .... she .... is.... masturbating? Birds? Ramona? Uhh. Wow so OK. 6. Skibas #12 voice sure is H-O-T. 7. What am I, a fifth grade girl? Fuck.
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