  I dislike taking showers on Sunday. Sometimes I go to work on Sunday, but I don't take a shower before I do. Every now and then, when I'm feeling especially heretic or when I'm at my mom's house and feeling guilty, I go to church. I don't take a shower then either. I'm one dirty ho. Baby Jesus doesn't like it when I take showers on Sunday.
Sunday is the Christian day of rest. People shouldn't clean themselves on Sunday, unless they happen to be priests or pastors because they are performers and they wouldn't want to be all smelly and stuff for their congregations. They don't want their already dwindling flock to run away because they smell as if they just swam across the Rio Grande. They don't want to smell like mojados.I'm neither a priestess nor a pastoress (sure), so I can be smelly on Sunday.
I can sit here and stink. I like to drink mojitos on sunday too. 
