  why god why? why must we be subject to this inane, repetitive torture of tedium that will conclude with minimal to nonexistent benefit to our respective selves once testing is complete?
why must we be relegated to status quo classwork that exhibits no originality or innovation to expedite our learning, that offers the same obsolete scholastic environment that our parents and grandparents endured, and presents us with a pittance of preparation for the potential prospect of paid...umm...career life? all, of course, being exacerbated by an outrageously unreasonable insistence on club involvement, which is generally considered a terrible barometer for future involvement in college activities or, for that matter, the real world. this has got to stop now; we won't accept this second-rate oversight of our futures anymore, dagnabbit! omg j00 are teh ch33p copy/past0rz! [[obscenely belated happy birthday to eugene waang]] 
