  flipped_77: oops flipped_77: hello here flipped_77: the angle from my nighmare flipped_77: fuckin' blink 182 joyjoydc was invited to view your webcam. [9:29:29 PM] flipped_77: why do you have to be drunk to hang out with me? flipped_77: bastard joyjoydc: um. joyjoydc: cause i like being drunk flipped_77: haha joyjoydc: TOO much going on flipped_77: oh ok flipped_77: what's goin' on joyjoydc: i cant handle it and want a drink joyjoydc: i am talking to two people and its too much flipped_77: oh i thought you meant right at this moment.. with me sending vid and all flipped_77: oh i was right flipped_77: so do i look like a pedophile?
flipped_77: with the facial hair and all joyjoydc: ah! joyjoydc: too much going on, my comp cant handle it flipped_77: i'm pretty when you're drunk joyjoydc: it started freaking out and. joyjoydc: wow, i almost said thank you flipped_77: your comp can't handle deez joyjoydc: i thought you said that i was pretty when you were drunkj flipped_77: no.. i don't think you were ever drunk on cu flipped_77: but you're pretty when you're sober joyjoydc: um. no i wasnt joyjoydc: ooooh joyjoydc: you are drinkin shit water joyjoydc: fyi flipped_77: no flipped_77: it's not joyjoydc: YEAH joyjoydc: it is flipped_77: Evian is joyjoydc: NO flipped_77: yeah that shit tastes bad joyjoydc: you look hispanic joyjoydc: ?flipped_77: well duh, i'm half columbian joyjoydc: ? joyjoydc: huh> flipped_77: I'm half Columbian, half Flip joyjoydc: i thought you were asian joyjoydc: i am so kiddin, you jack ass joyjoydc: i know joyjoydc: my head is spinning flipped_77: well i dont think "Asian" is the group i have to circle now in scantrons.. I think it's "Pacific Islander". joyjoydc: i think i a going to g dirnk flipped_77: haha to cure the spins flipped_77: ?
joyjoydc: um.
im not spelling wron joyjoydc: g joyjoydc: it's my comp flipped_77: hahaha joyjoydc: it keeps freezing and the words dont come together flipped_77: sure it is.. yeah you SHOULD save this.. it's brilliant flipped_77: i'm going to smoke while you go and drink hows that? joyjoydc: save what? joyjoydc: oh for my blog joyjoydc: yeah flipped_77: cuz i need to get a corona anyway joyjoydc: dammit joyjoydc: you get your piss water flipped_77: no flipped_77: corona joyjoydc: and i'll concoct a great joyjoydc: drink flipped_77: ok joyjoydc: and we'll compare flipped_77: concock and shit joyjoydc: you are half spaniard so go for it joyjoydc: oh wait.
mexicano flipped_77: haha i don't know what my ethnicity has to do with me smoking pot joyjoydc: i cant find the x key flipped_77: you did joyjoydc: i know joyjoydc: i had to delete the v key flipped_77: so you're lying flipped_77: haha joyjoydc: first joyjoydc: u suck joyjoydc: i have corona down stairs too flipped_77: only on nipples flipped_77: oh.. and female ones joyjoydc: i have nipples. huh? joyjoydc: hahahaha. i just read the "U suck" joyjoydc: part. flipped_77: yeah, which reminds me.. does the jewelry get in the way?
joyjoydc: um.
i only have one now joyjoydc: i like it flipped_77: i don't know how big they are flipped_77: oh flipped_77: you lost a nipple?? joyjoydc: i wish i had two flipped_77: me too joyjoydc: i just saw your face (it was aweful) joyjoydc: my nipples dont look that bad flipped_77: that would be freaky humpin' a chick with 1 nipple joyjoydc: freaky for one, not for three?
flipped_77: then again it would be easier for which one to suck on flipped_77: choosing i mean joyjoydc: how weirded out would you be, if you pierced nips and someone came in and wanted the third one done. joyjoydc: and that was all? flipped_77: shit.. go drink flipped_77: i'm going to smoke joyjoydc: or if someone had two and wanted a disct on the third? flipped_77: OH flipped_77: before you get too drunk joyjoydc: u bored already? flipped_77: i need to send you something joyjoydc: what? flipped_77: the reason i messaged you..i didn't know if i had sent my tattoo design to you yet flipped_77: i don't think you'll like it though joyjoydc: hmmmm.
we should just call each other first joyjoydc: you can drink flipped_77: it's pretty abstract joyjoydc: andi can smoke joyjoydc: and talk flipped_77: hold up flipped_77: lemme smoke cuz i have to do it outside and my phone doesn't have good signal out there joyjoydc: ;AHAHAHHAH. joyjoydc: wait flipped_77: shh flipped_77: what joyjoydc: i just got a messagejoyjoydc: from yahoo flipped_77: was it me? flipped_77: what'd i say? joyjoydc: it sai i cant send 3 messages every SECOND flipped_77: hahaha joyjoydc: and i have to wait a minute for itto send joyjoydc: ahahahaha joyjoydc: ok, go smoke joyjoydc: i am going to try to send 5 messages in a sec an see whathappes joyjoydc: s joyjoydc: f joyjoydc: d joyjoydc: d joyjoydc: d joyjoydc: did it again flipped_77: haha wtf joy joyjoydc: ?
joyjoydc: ok joyjoydc: going to drin know flipped_77: weird.. i didn't know there were limitations on text messaging flipped_77: ok going to smoke joyjoydc: do it to me flipped_77: ps.. i sent you the tattoo design joyjoydc: keep hittin enter flipped_77: hahaha flipped_77: ok flipped_77: ok joyjoydc: howd you send the design? flipped_77: ok flipped_77: ok flipped_77: ok flipped_77: ok flipped_77: ok flipped_77: ok flipped_77: ok flipped_77: ok flipped_77: nope flipped_77: it's just you gurl joyjoydc: weird. how come it happens to me joyjoydc: i tried to save it flipped_77: i dunno.. i'm smoking.. brb flipped_77: check your email flipped_77: this one flipped_77: joyjoydc@yahoo.com joyjoydc: um. unless you set that up for me...it doesnt exist joyjoydc: but i'm sure they'll LOVE it. going to drink. be right back flipped_77: what flipped_77: joy that's the name you're online with now joyjoydc: and? flipped_77: joyjoydc joyjoydc: ? joyjoydc: joyluv79@yahoo.com flipped_77: so you should be able to receive the email flipped_77: arg flipped_77: ok joyjoydc: ARG flipped_77: well at least it's still the name i gave you flipped_77: you're so sweet joyjoydc: i know joyjoydc: i think about it when i see the stupid "joy castanza" name on some of the messages i get joyjoydc: i'm like that's so gay. and then i'm like. awe...flipper joyjoydc: ? joyjoydc: fuckit. need a drik flipped_77: pl flipped_77: ok flipped_77: haha flipped_77: brb flipped_77: hi flipped_77: did it work?
joyjoydc: ough joyjoydc: i cant checkemail and type joyjoydc: and drink joyjoydc: at the same time joyjoydc: eeeeew flipped_77: haha shhh flipped_77: nuttin' wrong with dis shit joyjoydc: what did i say it out loud flipped_77: the eewW? flipped_77: yeah flipped_77: you had to type it joy joyjoydc: EEEEEEEEQ flipped_77: how does that slip joyjoydc: Q joyjoydc: fuck flipped_77: hshs joyjoydc: WWWWWW flipped_77: ops flipped_77: great.. a couple of geniuses at the keyboard here flipped_77: neither one of us can fuckin' type joyjoydc: huh?
joyjoydc: ?
flipped_77: hot in cali joyjoydc: i am going home on sat flipped_77: hold on joyjoydc: i cant wait joyjoydc: hold onto what flipped_77: i dunno but i just opened the windorw joyjoydc: mmmk flipped_77: so what did you make flipped_77: i made a corona joyjoydc: i fought with my boss today on email joyjoydc: so you pissed> joyjoydc: ? joyjoydc: i made a sam adams flipped_77: haha joyjoydc: i had the choice of corona joyjoydc: or miller light joyjoydc: or sam flipped_77: is it cuz you're white? joyjoydc: or yeingling joyjoydc: or guinness joyjoydc: or rolling joyjoydc: or joyjoydc: ir joyjoydc: or joyjoydc: liquor flipped_77: we have Rolling Rock here too.. but it's not mine flipped_77: it's my roommate's flipped_77: it feels like my face is greasy joyjoydc: well.
i have been drinking coronona a lot lately. but i got food poisoning really bad 2 weeks ago and i had corona with my food joyjoydc: so....i cant drink it joyjoydc: we share everything here joyjoydc: but each other joyjoydc: i didnt buy this sam flipped_77: hahaha joyjoydc: but i'll fucking drink it flipped_77: you're still pretty funny flipped_77: i'm glad to hear it joyjoydc: as opposed to when? joyjoydc: i am ALWAYS joyjoydc: funny flipped_77: well you never lost your humor appeal flipped_77: that's why we got/get along so well joyjoydc: i went out with my best friend tonight (cause she's sad i'll be gone a week) joyjoydc: and i was all surprised, it felt like a date joyjoydc: and i went out and we got a glass of wine joyjoydc: and then sat down to dinner.
the dude asked for my id (we had a glass of wine in front of us) joyjoydc: i fucking didnt have it joyjoydc: i felt SO underage flipped_77: haha joyjoydc: it was hilarious joyjoydc: he gave us the bottle anyway flipped_77: not to me he wouldn't joyjoydc: so you have.
ough. sam sucks joyjoydc: you have never had grand marnier joyjoydc: ? flipped_77: no i dont even know what that is joyjoydc: i flashed him a boobie joyjoydc: only one flipped_77: mus be an east coast thing flipped_77: what? flipped_77: who?
joyjoydc: huh?
joyjoydc: want to hear sometihng funy flipped_77: who did you flash a boobie joyjoydc: so flipped_77: what? flipped_77: you lost me joyjoydc: my mom always yelled at us growing up about leaving empty toilet paper rolls on the spindle wht the fuck you call it thing in the wall on the bathroom joyjoydc: right joyjoydc: and so i am in the bathroom at the rest.
and the toilet paper holder has a carton joyjoydc: FUCKING LOOK AT ME WHN I AM TALKING TO YOU flipped_77: hahaha joyjoydc: ASSHOLE flipped_77: wtf joyjoydc: and joyjoydc: i am like. gee. there is no tp on this holder joyjoydc: and i refill it joyjoydc: i WONT refill it at home joyjoydc: or at MY home joyjoydc: but do it at a rest. i wont be back to in months joyjoydc: um. i am so alone joyjoydc: except for sam joyjoydc: dude, cheech, you there? flipped_77: check your email joyjoydc: i did, i got some jack shit joyjoydc: from aol joyjoydc: princess 
