  :'( I wasted my money buying books again.....Why cant i be like Shakespeare and scribble down a poem and sell it quickly? waaaaaah! Life's not faaaaiiir! Back to scrubbing dishes for money again....I wish i had allowance but i have to do household chores for it.
Ugh. Maybe i'll try to melt open my plastic piggy bank. Oooh! i just found two old piggy banks i used to use! One is diguised as a stuffed animal and another i got from this scary kid from junior kindergarten who treatened to blow up my house ( Antoine...I'm not sure if Dana still remembers who he is. I hope not. She'd be laughing like crazy if she remembers...). I wonder where Antoine lives now... He always had this spitting problem i hated. Whenever he talked, i would be sprayed by buckets of saliva. Anyhow, now to pop them open......[suspense].......dadadadaaaaa.......damn...just a few pennies, nickles and dimes....and a two dollar bill....and......about 5 handful of bronze coins...with holes in them.....and they are from Hong Kong....How the heck did THEY get in there?
I never went to Hong Kong. Maybe when i was a kid my dad gave them to me to make me feel like i had money. Dang it..... 
