  ok, i know i've been wanting to write an entry about how my new job is (busy but good)...how my last class at UCLA for its summer school is (B-O-R-I-N-G!
), and how living with the folks and hanging out with high school buds have been (#1-sigh and groan; #2-relaxing and fun)...but y'll HAVE to read the following...it's HILARIOUS! ;p (since i have 5-10 minutes until my lunch break is over...and because one my most awesome friends sent this to me (i.e. Hana) hee hee! ) 1) BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF $%#@ straight! every woman for herself! when it comes to being goregous, smart, successful, AND sexy...no one else helped us! 2) OH MY GOSH, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY!
there is no way on this earth, i am going to marry/date/admire a guy who is the perfect epitome of my ideals and dreams. sweet, charming, handsome, sensitive, CHRISTIAN, independent, confident but not egotistical.... YEAH RIGHT! 3) GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS yeah baby! we women know how to walk the walk, talk the talk, and strut our stuff with heels that are AT LEAST 3 inches tall.
4) A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG... YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER it's all about knowing how to handle things when things get tough. who else can do it better? we've got the know-how, the calm temperament, the quickness of the brain, and ease of movement, to look good while we get ourselves out of tougher situatiions! 5) I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER and how! only us, as young, beautiful, and successful woman can balance a great job and a wonderful married life...and do it better than anyone else!
6) SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME when i think about ALL the things i truly would enjoy...(i'm not just talking materially)....this is SO-O true. 7) COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH PUH-LEAZ! who ever heard of watered down coffee...white chocolate...and desperate men as being those who had women craving after them? 8) DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN E-X-A-C-T-L-Y. it's all about being the queen of your own home. 9) I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN hmm...this hasn't happened to me quite yet (i.e. menopause).
maybe when it does...i can use it. ;) 10) WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT woo hoo! it's all about letting even the men in your family know that you're not someone they can mess with! trust me--my brother "thinks" i'm being mean? hmmph. maybe i should blame it on PMS? lol ! 11) OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME i know most women would apply this to issues that are on the borderline (ex. SEX), but i'd like to apply this to being super neat, organized, and when i blog online. 12) DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN when it comes to men as well as those trying to tell me stop shopping....so true.
13) I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE hahaha! to all those evil roommates....stuffy professors...ex-friends who thought they were better than me....what else can i say? 14) HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY? i had a friend who had "someone" who wouldn't leave her alone. i so would have liked her to use this one. he would have so-o gotten the hint. (wink, wink) 15) DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES i don't know if i would go this far...but like i said...with some of my evil roomies from junior year...it would be easy to think about possibities! And last but not least: IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN especially for those guys who have never cooked, cleaned, or picked up after themselves....you need to hear this one!
i hope i didn't seem TOO angry and bitter. it's all about having a great sense of humor when: i have a cold, i've been working full time for the past 2 weeks (when i was totally kickin' it b4), i had to sleep thru summer school, and wait at a smelly and crowded DMV 4 2 hours yesterday. does it surprise you now? ;P 
