  so yesterday mum came up to me and she says "allie i want to play in the snow, come make a snowman with me" and i'm like "ok" so we go outside in the back yard and we start making a snowman. But it was to hard to make it a man so we gave it a skirt. And i'm like "oh mom lets make it a transvesite and we can name it cher! " and she goes "no, i don't want 'new york city night life'" and i was like "psht fine" so then i'm like "well we should give her a name" and mum's like "lets name her rosemary raisin because her face is made with raisins and her arms and hair are rosemary twigs" (i know i know, rosemary raisin...) and i'm like "well can we at least make her middle name cher" so rosemary CHER raisin was born. well sort of, because no matter what mum says it is still the transvestite snowman named cher. 
