  god bless stand-up comedy.. ok here are two amazing quotes i just heard... *do you know what happens when the baby won't come out? They cut you, and not on your knee either. On a very stratigic spot. A spot that if you cut a man there in the same spot, there would be a homocide. Or a suicide. Nobody would leave that room alive. Tiny bundle of joy, NOT TONIGHT! and... *you always hear about dead-beat dads, but what about the kids who don't deserve the child support. 
