  So on Monday, I took the staight pin, found in my mouth while masticating food, to the culprits for "investigations. " Today at 3-ish, I finally heard back from the rather rude bakery. They are giving me a full refund on my purchase! Thank you! So, I feel pretty much vindicated now for the little mishap. I don't plan on using the bakery again, as I've said before, but at least after three days the idiots in charge finally felt the need to handle their business.
The infamous interview, which was moved from Friday to Monday, went swimingly and would appear to be a good professional move for me. We will wait to see what happens on Cingular's part and DM's as well. Kirschman's also offered me an interview for a Copywriter position, which I turned down after hearing several horror employment tales from people around the office. At this stage, I can afford to be a little choosy with my interviewing. I'll worry more next month. 
