  Dear Steve I saw you with a Woman tonight. That seriously jeopardises our relationship. It means that we can't have sex, which would be OK, but it also mean we can't date. I would also be fine with that too, except for the combination of the two, that's the bad part. So I inform you that we can't have a relationship. Well, unless she's a beard. She can't be a beard though. A beard is another accessory, so it should make you look more attractive, right? However he had a tall, blonde beard. He is a short brunette, they totally don't match. he's thick and muscled, she is paper thin. It so doesn't work. Sincerly You're rabid Fangrrl*, Mike *According to Caroline and the 2001 censor of panda's Hmm seeing steve with woman (that doesn't match) and then going home to see a romantinc comedy was a REALLY bad idea. Now i'm even MORE depressed. 
